condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

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okaywork:

if i am still running a one direction blog in the year 2016 when we get a new fucking president of the united states i’m gonna need somebody to come to my house and slap me in the fucking face

JUST KIDDING I AM 1D AF 4 LIFE GOODNIGHT

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  • AnonymousOne of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
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    Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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tamarussia:

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westbor0baptistchurch:

Nicki has no chill

Nicki cold she aint have to do him like that

that was brutal damn

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casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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mizzjade:

toferjv:

this gets funnier every time i watch it

This is me.

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

Name: Bitch
Gender: Bitch
Race: Bitch
Age: Bitch
Height: Bitch
Weight: Bitch
Reason for applying: I’m a bitch

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photoshoptrial:

do you ever write a message but halfway through you think “you know what fuck it they dont even care” and delete it

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